Mk Choice

This is a Mk flash parody I made a bit ago. I really enjoy it, so I figured I'd post it here.



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Honor roll, and job.

Well, I got a job, and I got on honor roll, that's pretty cool I guess. I start the job mid may, and I work Saturday, and Sunday's, pay is 10$ an hour, 14 hours a week. As for honor roll...hooray, parents seem happy, I don't really care....ya.

Oh, the job is just giving out food samples and stuff, at the whole sale club.

Happy Jewish Zombie Day!

And to celebrate.....A quick Easter video I made! :D

PMS Is Frightening....

Ok...so I just got into a fight with a girl who was PMS'ing....fun! I wouldn't stop replying, because I'm a hopelessly stubborn person.....ugh, ya.

Jesse says:
Who's Jimmothy's pm referring to?
Jesse says:
Me? :-O
Girl says:
perhaps me? i dunno we got into an argument last night

you know the status 'away' means im away and if you keep messaging me when im away ill move to my other account to avoid talking to you... i hate people who message me when im away 'cause im almost always sleeping when im set to away D<
Jesse says:
Scary.
Jesse says:
The trick is to sign out when you're sleeping -_-
Girl says:
i dont simply 'cause John is in San Fransisco which means different times zones which means if i want to talk to him i need to have msn on >.> which is why i leave it on, and besides away in general means away o.O
Jesse says:
"Appear Offline" Or better yet, write a warning in your pm, instead of lashing out at someone who's ignorant to your sleeping/msn habits.
Girl says:
well ive just told you so now you should no, and now you dont have an excuse if it happens again, everyone else on my msn knows this... and appear offline wun let him talk to me duh
Jesse says:
Ya, you've just told me...in pretty much the rudest way possible, but ya you told me.

You still get a pretty beep when someone signs in, while you're appearing offline.
Girl says:
i dun care if i was rude because most people wouldnt message someone whos away to begin with >.>;;

signing in sounds dont wake me only a message or a nudge does, and i cant get either if im offline
Jesse says:
Most people I know message regardless of status. The status more serves as an excuse, for no answer (instead of a rude answer)
Girl says:
whatever your annoying the crap out of me and woke me up and its my time of month and ill gladly rip your head off >.> im bitchy and i want to be left alone
Jesse says:
Common sense is annoying, I know.
Girl says:
theres no common sense in messageing someone whos away
Jesse says:
Yup there is. But I wont go into that, because like you said, you want to be left alone (yet you're on msn...) and you'll just get more pissed off and irrational if I continue explaining reality.
Girl says:
your reality you speak of seem stupid to me, away doesnt me 'hi im here' it mean 'im not here' dont you know your own english language? the only person i want to speak with is John >.> im on for only that purpose, its the only reason i got msn
Jesse says:
Away means. I'm not here, but I seem to of left msn on. I may not get back to you immediately, since I'm away.
Jesse says:
Not "I'm not here, yet I am here, if you leave a message, I'll pms on you, and rip your fucking head off!!"

Girl says:
swearing is sure mature of you

==Girl changed her status to "Away"==

Jesse says:
And taking the subject to a completely different direction after obviously being wrong, then appearing "away" as to not get another message, is very mature of you!

Had a job interview today....

Had a job interview today, so that's good. The job I'm trying to apply for, is to be....well, you know those people at grocery stores, who give out samples of food, and always look really pissed off for some reason? Ya, I'm applying to be one of those. I wasn't aware of this, but I guess it's actually a separate company, that does this, not employees in the actual grocery store.

So....ya! I hope I get that job, that way I'll be able to act cheerful, give out free samples, then swear under my breath, when the person walks away. Best part time job ever!

I-Doser

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Pretty sweet. They work on some people, they work on me, which is AWESOME. (Although the hallucinogen one's never do make me hallucinate unfortunately) Also, you need headphones, or else, it wont work. Anyways, download this free dose of....Nitrous! The file will expire in a month by the way.

Suck My Cock

I was bored, so I made this quick. This is for use when:
1. You're high.
2. You want to try to hypnotize someone to suck your cock.
3. You want to give someone a seizure.
4. You want to give yourself a seizure.
5. You want to try to hypnotize someone who's stoned to suck your cock.
6. For post on a forum, in pretty much any situation.
7. Can't afford drugs to get high.
8. Can afford drugs to get high, but you're too much of a cheap ass (me)
9. You're against drugs but want to get stoned (get off my blog)

Here's the link to it http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/3430/suckmycockwq6.swf